Crack A Walnut

In honor of the great late glorious Jack Lallalanalne, let’s do something special.  Let’s follow his illustrious advice, and use our device, to create a vice.

Here we go,

Just as he directed us, stand strong, firm, feet planted…now squeeze your glutes! Squeeze them hard enough to crack a walnut between them!

*Insert man/woman demonstrating this on an actual walnut:

-he/she places the walnut

-squeezes

-walnut is vaporized, in a puff of finely powdered walnut debris

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